i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
it sucks that we live in a world where men are fuckin heroes for not taking advantage of women.
"what a great guy for not trying to sleep with her while she was extremely intoxicated" wow what an amazing dude, having simple human decency
“Would you like another chair?”
“No we’re fine”
i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
let me be perfectly queer
Google is still in denial
friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself
just remember that
"i’m unfollowing you"
i dont know who you are
i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment