thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

propergoodlike:

when white boys are like “fuck the system” u know they mean “why can’t i smoke weed legally” not “wow institutionalized oppression really sucks”

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

ouiswtomlinson:

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

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chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

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chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

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nickelbackthatassup:

"WAIT YOU LIKE ONE DIRECTION!?!!??" 

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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

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narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

it puts a smile on your face when you see someone like that.

herooflife:

do u ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay

alohandro:

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